Muka Mizari

""AHHHHHHH! MY COCK IS BURNING OFF!!!! AHHHHH! MY BALLS ARE ALSO BURNING OFF!!!""

- -Muka, on his penis

Overview
An unlucky but endearing loser who seems to always get the short end of the stick. Known for getting his dick and balls burned off.

Basic History
Muka started off as the Captain of the Guard in Robasa, until he went on an espionage mission to The Moon with Lady, directed by Sildar Hallwinter. Neither were caught, but Muka defected to The Moon, while Lady went to Agora. Sildar was left alone, thus hired Gao and Igago to take their place.

Indepth History
Muka is not indepth.

Philosophy

 * U-Uhhh (aka 'panicked noises'): He is worried and scared. Please don't hurt him.

Fears

 * Penis: Muka doesn't want to lose his penis again. He needs that to have children with his wife.

Trivia

 * Muka got his penis burned off by a small gremlin child.
 * He is everyone's punching bag. Everyone's.
 * Muka has an exact weight because his creator needed to see if Eric could throw him like a baseball. He can.
 * Muka has no standards.

Moon:
Captain Maldreth Matriad: Maldreth sells crayons for something that's, like, worth a dollar at Target.

Co-Captain Gaiya Shigar: That felt so nice, to have everything—now how do I eject it? Uh oh. How do I eject it. Oh, there we go.

Nyx: Buddy. Might be one of the few people who isn't mean to Muka.

Zane Lune: Zane found him pathetic at first, and still finds him pathetic, but now, he feels more bad for him. He doesn't deserve all the stress he has to go through.

Solarious Morogon: Ha ha, your dick was destroyed.

Muka Mizari: This guy just needs a break. I want a vacation.

Benjiro Liebowitz: This guy exists.

Stygiana 'Blue' Nevergreen: Nice guy?

Sun:
Pareidolia Di'or: Evolved human. Bad. Also, he got his dick burned off. Can't even do 'evolution' right. Trash.

Robasa:
Mayess Kian Shigar: Traitor. Didn't he get his dick burned off? And his balls too?

Mayor Finnigan Leagallow: I don't know how to respond to that.

Kumo: Besides Phae, he's one of my only Moon friends. He fucks up sometimes, but I love him.