Maldreth Matriad

""Oh gosh, that is quite too much milk for any one man to handle.""

- -Maldreth, on milk

Maldreth Matriad is the sexiest man in existence and I love him with a passion and you should too.

Overview
A very aesthetically pleasing elf that two players obsess over. He had been kidnapped for the bulk of the year-and-a-half long campaign, but was freed at last on May 9th, 2021. ...And then he was in a coma for another four months, awakening on September 9th, 2021. He finally met up with his Moon allies two days later on September 11: fitting symbolism for a man who 9/11'd the city 9/11 frequented.

History
He died a bunch. He's still dead. But we still love him. Never mind; he's finally alive. Thank you, Pareidolia (but what's the catch?)

Trivia

 * Maldreth did 9/11.
 * Only a little bit of milk is 'too much milk' for him. It is sad.
 * He was originally a Sub, but now he's more of a Dom, baby.
 * Everyone wants a piece of him. Sexually. Or at least three characters do.
 * He deserves happiness. Maybe.
 * He holds the Metrianda World Record for 'Most Dead Children.'
 * He also holds the Metrianda World Record for 'Most Bodies of Himself.' People can't go a month without finding a new version of him laying around, likely deceased.
 * He killed Zane.
 * He also is dating Zane.
 * He is into Gigantism.

Relationships
Eka Meritt: Grandma. He sold his soul to her just to give his Heroes a few cool gadgets.

Pareidolia Di'or: Bitch ex-wife. The woman was really hot and good at sex, but probably should die for the sake of his sanity and well-being. Also, she's a lesbian, and Maldreth is a man.

Zane Lune:

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